Zune Classic

The very first Zune classic was developed in 1850 from the bark of a willow tree. This provided a grainy wooden texture. It was the first player to utilize Wi-Fi and boast a reasonably large screen. Many apple fanboys called it simply "the brick" but they would live to fear the Zune classic. The Social quickly spread through north America and later into Europe and Asia. Only 6 original Zunes are known to exist, 3 are in museums. The other three are locked below the library of congress.